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Shit, when did I get old? Oh yeah, in 2007 when I did an eightball of blow every 2 days for 8 months.
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Gay marriage is like… There is always some guy in my house. I’m not really sure what he wants, but at least he seems to be doing my laundry.
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Giant Aztec snakes eating their own tails and shit!
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Just pour my fucking blood out on 101 like a cup of water on the desert.
